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Gilmore Girls · Season 5

Prof. Bell, Rory and others in “But Not as Cute as Pushkin”

[Rory and Anna sit in a classroom. Anna is dozing off.]

PBProf. Bell

Which brings us to this question, does Campbell's work successfully resolve the disparate stances of Jung and Freud when it comes to the collective unconscious?

Hey, pay attention. Professor Bell is one of the foremost philosophy professors in the country.

PBProf. Bell

[. . .] All right. Let's call that close enough. But, now, Campbell can point to the repetition of the hero myth in culture after culture and say "Hey, Sigmund, like it or not here are the same basic characters over and over -"

[Colin enters]

Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

PBProf. Bell

I'm right in the middle of a class, young man.

I know, I'm sorry, I just -- [Runs up to stand by Rory's desk.] Rory, you can't just walk out like that. Not after everything we've been through. You just left. I was still in bed. I mean what is that all about?

PBProf. Bell

Ok, you need to do this later.

I can't do this later. Rory I love you. I love you, dammit! How many times to I have to tell you? God! Just talk to me.

PB'Prof. Bell

Ok, out right now! Out! Just get -

[Logan enters.]

Colin! What are you doing, man?

Get the hell out of here!

She's with me now. I told you that. Let it go.

I will not let it go! Everything was fine until you came along!

Oh, don't blame me because you couldn't keep her.

I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you!

Oh, I'd love to see you try.

[Colin lungs at Logan. Boys begin fighting]

BProfessor Bell

Stop it! Stop it right now! Anthony, get security! It's not the time or the place for this. Break it up! Gentlemen! You are losing control! You are in a classroom.

[A piercing police whistle blows. Into the classroom walks Finn, dressed in a British bobby uniform.]

All right, that's enough. Break it up, you two. Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself! Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it, Gilmore! Give them back their balls.

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