Richard Gilmore quotes from Gilmore Girls

Emily

And he's getting to be a serious pain in the "you know what".

Lorelai

The nose? The ear?

Emily

Would it give you that much pleasure to hear me say "ass"?

Lorelai

Well, I wasn't sure but, yes.

Richard

Emily... Oh, hi, Lorelai.

Lorelai

Hi Dad. Nice threads. You having lunch with Tony Soprano?

Lorelai

[about the party] I just can't believe they did this for her.

Richard

I don't think that this is all for Rory. I think this party is a testament to you, Lorelai, and the home you've created here. I regret that you needed to--

Emily

Richard--

Richard

All right, now, let me finish, Emily. I regret it...and recent experiences have taught us--

Emily

Oh, please don't be one of those "I had a heart attack, and now I'm going to express my every thought" types!

Richard

Not every thought, Emily. Just this one. [to Lorelai] It takes a...a remarkable person...to inspire all this.

Lorelai

[smiles] Thanks, Dad.