George [to Jason] I want you to admit it. You're pushing my daughter to have sex.
I haven't even brought it up.
Don't lie to me.
I'm not. I swear.
Then why did she ask us for birth control pills?
[in an excited tone] Really, she asked for birth control? No way! [George gives him a look] No way you should allow her to have those. No.
So this wasn't your idea?
Look, Mr. Lopez. I'm walking on eggshells with Carmen as it is, all right? I would never do anything to pressure her. I'm just glad she took me back.
Damn! So it was her idea. All this time, I've been worried about boys pressuring her. I even told her all the tricks that guys would use to get her in bed. Oh, my God, I gave her a playbook! No matter what she says, nobody likes to just lie there naked and hug.
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