Carmen Lopez quotes from George Lopez

Carmen

When Jason said he'd love me forever, he meant forever.

Max

When he said that, was your shirt on or off?

Angie

Upstairs!

Max

It matters...

Carmen

Oh, so I can't go to a simple party on the lake, but the second you leave the room, Max and his girlfriend can make out like monkeys?

Angie

They were making out?

Carmen

Oh, did I say that out loud? I get gossipy when I'm oppressed.

Angie

[to Veronica] Get down here now, you ungrateful tramp! [Carmen comes downstairs instead of Veronica]

Carmen

What?

George

We know what you did. We want to hear it from your mouth.

Angie

[about Veronica] That's it. That was the last straw. I can't take it anymore. I want her out of this house!

Carmen

God, it was just a scratch, I'll pay for it. What do you want from me!?