Hey, the blues. The tragic sound of other people's suffering. That's kind of a pick-me-up.
S3Bendin' in the Wind
Hey, yeah, I could write a song! With real words, not phoney ones like "odelay".
BBeck
"Odelay" is a word. Just look it up in the Becktionary.
No, don't you see? I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them. But how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing in Spanish. Wait, that's it! I'll fake it!
[upon seeing the factory of broken robot parts] That is so wrong! They can't just melt down broken robots not right when they're kissing my ass!
HHippie
Wow, look at the colours. These'll go great with my soul.
Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewellery for years, apparently.
RIRobot in Crowd
You big, fat fraud! You're not really broken!
BBeck
You, minion. Lift my arm. [a stagehand lifts his arm] AFTER HIM!
[As the gang are trying to escape via the Golden Gate Bridge]
Oh no! I forgot this is a hover-bridge!
And I forgot this isn't a hover-car!
Is any of that a problem?
Not if you've lived a life without regret! [screams in terror]
Someone fat get in my way! [lands on a fat man]
[last lines]
Fry cracked corn, and I don't care! Leela cracked corn, still don't care! Bender cracked corn and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
S3Time Keeps on Slippin
I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
[Farnsworth presses a button, revealing an arsenal of doomsday weapons.]
I suppose I could part with one and still be feared…
What do you know of this?
EBEthan 'Bubblegum' Tate
Not much yet, but I am a senior lecturer of physics at Globetrotter U, and I'd like to help you investigate.
You're that Bubblegum Tate?
EBEthan 'Bubblegum' Tate
Well, I sure ain't his grandma.
No showboarding, you atomic hot dog!
What the...? Did everything just jump around, or did my brain just scold off there for a second?
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