Futurama · Season 3
Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy? Sold! To the being of inconceivable horror!
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! [pause] Will a money order be okay?
Yes.
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Oh, Lucy! You're just like I always thought you'd be from your movies.
My personality is mathematically derived from my movies, proportionally weighted by box office receipts.
Aaawww... you say the CUTEST things!
Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.
Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
Bender, this is Fry's decision... and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.
What is the world coming to? That Fry is a sicko poivert, I tell ya! Dating a robot... it's an attrocimacy!
But Fry is our friend, Bender.
Ah, geez! Would you stifle there, meatbag?
You stifle, Bender!
Hooray! Finally, you're standing up to him.
[revealing a huge bag of popcorn behind a door] At least we've got food.
Dr. Zoidberg, cut open that bag!
Hooray!
And don't eat it!
Awww...
Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!
Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the--POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND.
Don't be a prune, Fry!
Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
How much did you make me?
One hundred dollars.
[Leela is signing autographs.]
Who am I making this out to?
Ummm…to eBay?
That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry. The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day.
I know, and I've grown to accept that.
I think the owner is from Cygnus 5.
Cygnoids, in our block? Fie and foo! They should go back to where they came from!
Professor, please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.
No.
[Leela makes a retching noise after sampling an alien's pizza]
I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.
Thank you.
No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.
Why is your number 7/8?
All the whole numbers have been retired.
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