FFiona
Nibblonians to nibble stations! Prepare cuddlebug for deployment in forty niblets.
KKen
Sometimes I fear we are cute.
FFiona
[dismissive] D'oh, niggle-snush.
S3The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
S3That's Lobstertainment
Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
It's some kind of hollow tube, devoid of human life. [gasps] The Los-Angeles Subway.
[upset] Everyone walked out. They hated it. I've seen plagues that had better opening nights than this. You said that Oscar was practically on my mantle.
Now you know why I used the qualifier "practically".
BCBilly Crystal's Head
And the nominees for Best Soft Drink Product Placement are...
SVSlurm Vending Machine
"Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation", "They Call Me Mr. Pibb", and "Snow White and the Seven-ups."
WWaiter
What can I get you gentlemen?
Is bread free?
WWaiter
Yeah.
We'll split an order.
HZHarold Zoid
Would you show a little emotion? People, People; please, just because it's a dramatic scene doesn't mean you can't do a little comedy in the background. Throw a pie or two for God's sake!
That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Bender, you said "wink, wink" out loud.
No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
CGCurtain Guy
Uh-oh, he read the wrong name!
HZHarold Zoid
So, you want to be a comedian, is it?
It's my life long dream.
HZHarold Zoid
Well, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented. That's why you're perfect for drama.
S3The Cyber House Rules
What are their names?
Kids have names?
Orphan: My name is Nina, this is Albert--
And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids and they couldn't believe it -- they were delicious. But, I digress. Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!
Be careful with that Adlai, Leela, he's a doctor, they're very poor.
Actually, most doctors are rich.
What? When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!
AAdlai
I've never been good with words, which is why I'm in such a delicate conundrum. Will you go out with me this Sunday?
Sure!
[Fry gasps.]
AAdlai
I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then.
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