I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now I have to pay them!
“Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles” · Season 4
In this episode: Professor Hubert Farnsworth (8), Philip J. Fry (4), Turanga Leela (3), Turanga Morris (2), Bender (1)
Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
But I like being old. I don't have to talk to my parents, no one asks me to help move their stuff, I don't need to understand today's "edgy" TV sitcoms
Fifty-three years old? Oh... now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
[While looking for the gargoyle Pazuzu, Farnsworth stops at a diner in Florida]
Yo, Captain Catarats. Why are we stopping here?
It's almost 2:30. Just in time for the early bird dinner special.
What about your gargoyle?
My wha?
MMandy
So this is the famous Fry. What is he, like, the biggest loser on the surface so he has to hang out in the sewer?
They're onto me.
We miss the turn. We'll never catch up.
Yes we will. This pipe goes under Planet Express, and it's 9:00 PM.
[cut to Planet Express; toilet flushes]
The devil take this predictable colon!
Let's all have some tequila to celebrate!
Dad, I'm underage!
Oh, right. Here's a silly straw.
[after Leela refuses the treatment to restore her age]
Bye Leela. I'll come visit you when I'm all grown up.
[whispering] Bring beer.
No beer until you finish your tequila!
HHeather
Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
Oh! You sound just like my tennis instructor!
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