Documentary Narrator and Suzie in “Crimes of the Hot”

Fortunately, our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2063, we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean now and again.

Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning. Then he gets mad.

Of course, because the greenhouse gasses are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.

But...

Once and for all!