Michelle Tanner quotes from Full House

Give me your cookie!

Aaron

That was my camel!

It's in my tummy now. [laughs tauntingly]

I saw lions and tigers and bears.

Danny

Oh my.

[having heard the big news] Joey's opening a fig newton in Vegas....and the chimps have lice.

Stephanie

I think you're a little mixed up.

I'm a lot mixed up.

[to a bodybuilder] Hey, mister, you are very lumpy.

Jesse

I hope you're not offended. But if you are, that's her father over there.

Let's pig out!

Danny

Now, now, Michelle, you're not being very polite.

I'm sorry. Let's pig out, please.

[to Stephanie] May I have that cupcake, please?

Stephanie

No, you may not.

But I was polite, and I said please.

Stephanie

I was polite, too. I said, "no, you may not."

[takes off her badge] Guess what? Politeness Week is over! [grabs Stephanie's cupcake and runs off]

Stephanie

How rude! [chases after Michelle]

[as the flower girl] Stop the wedding!

Danny

Michelle, what's wrong?

I ran out of flowers. I'm sorry.

Danny

Michelle, it's not your fault you ran outta flowers. The problem is the church is much too long.

[to Jesse] I'm gonna miss you.

Jesse

I'm gonna miss you too, pal. But we have to put on our bravest faces now. So let me see your brave face. Can you smile for me? [Michelle forces a small smile] That a girl. All right, now that we've got this whole bravery thing down, I want you to give me the biggest, most gigantic, most greatest hug you ever gave me in the whole entire world. Ready? Go! Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug! [they hug and kiss, Jesse settles Michelle on his lap] That a girl.

This is a good-bye present.

Jesse

Michelle, it's your pig. Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Jesse

Well, in that case, here. I want you to have this. This is my pink bunny. I want you to put it up on the wall, and whenever you look at it, you can think of me, okay?

You got it, dude.

Jesse

[kisses Michelle and sets her down on the bed; gets up to leave and looks back at her] Good-bye, Michelle.

Good-bye, Uncle Jesse.

Jesse

[to Michelle] All right! We're spending the night! Did you hear that, buddy?

We could have a pajama party.

Joey

Great. Should I wear my Ninjas or my California Raisins?

What about me?

D.J.

You stay right here and watch that hole.

You got it, dude! [runs to hole in the wall and stares at it] I'm good at this.

Uncle Jesse locked me out.

Joey

Now, why would Uncle Jesse do something like that?

I don't know. I'm a fun girl.

Joey

Well, I'm just guessing, Michelle, but I think Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky just want some privacy.

What is privacy?

Joey

Well, privacy means that they just wanna spend some time together. Just the two of them.

What are they doing in there?

Joey

Well, they're um... They're doing their taxes.

Are they gonna do their taxes every night?

Joey

For the first couple of months.

Excuse me. Are you Annette "Funny-Jello?"

Something like that.

Jesse

Michelle, what are you doing up?

I didn't get to say good night to Big Bird.

Rebecca

Big Bird?

Jesse

That's our baby.

Rebecca

You named our baby "Big Bird"?

Jesse

Yeah, just until we find out if it is a girl or a boy or a nine-foot yellow Muppet.

Stephanie, would you like to introduce us to your guest?

Stephanie

Uh, not really.

I'm her sister, Michelle.

Hi. I'm Mr. Lowry.

(to Stephanie) You were right. He is a major babe!

D.J.

I'll babysit my new cousins anytime, except for Friday and Saturday nights.

Stephanie

And I'll take Friday and Saturday, until I start dating.

I'll help, too, but no diapers. They make me apprehensive.