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Frisky Dingo · Season 2

Carter and Mr. Ford in “The Issues”

CCarter

Mr. Ford, via satellite. American voters--what do they want?

FMr. Ford

Really, all Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.

[Pause, everyone staring at the camera blankly]

CCarter

Up next...

FMr. Ford

(interrupting) I mean you don't want the dog looking at you.

CCarter

Ok...

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