Carter: Mr. Ford, via satellite. American voters--what do they want?
Mr. Ford: Really, all Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.
[Pause, everyone staring at the camera blankly]
Carter: Up next...
Mr. Ford: (interrupting) I mean you don't want the dog looking at you.
Carter:Ok...

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