A character in Frisky Dingo
Carter
Frisky Dingo · 252 quotes
In 3 of the 252 quotes from Frisky Dingo
Most scenes with: Xander Crews (2)
Mr. Ford, via satellite. American voters--what do they want?
Really, all Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.
[Pause, everyone staring at the camera blankly]
Up next...
(interrupting) I mean you don't want the dog looking at you.
Ok...
Immigration--why not have a massive pedestrian overpass to Canada?
[TV shuts off]
Man, I was gonna do a pedestrian overpass to Canada. I was gonna call it the "Spicspan."
First question, both candidates--Article Two of the Constitution.
The what?
Um... [Lamont quacks]
Why does he get a spirit animal? I think my buzzer's broken!
Is that the one about tariffs?
No, it's the one that says you have to be at least 35 years old and a US citizen in order to be President.
Well, that can't be right. I'm not even a legal resident.
And I'm only 33.
So, follow-up--why are you idiots wasting everybody's time when you can't even be elected?
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