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Frisky Dingo · Season 2

Killface, Churchgoer and others in “Behold a Dark Horse”

KKillface

(campaign stop at A.M.E. Zion Church, dressed like Michael Vick) Hello, African Zionists. Pleasure to be here, and how about that Jesus Christ, hmm? He's one bad mother--

CChurchgoer

You Hush your mouth!

KKillface

I'm just talkin' 'bout Christ.

(At apartment)

KKillface

We should send them a pie basket.

DDottie

They don't eat pie.

KKillface

Yes, they do.

DDottie

Have you ever actually met a black person?

KKillface

Of course! Sinn was black.

DDottie

I don't think a servant...

KKillface

Indentured servant...technically

DDottie

How did you ever win the primary?

(Shot of Killface on top of bus in ticker-tape parade, banner reading "Thanks Killface. Global Warming Cured")

KKillface

Duh.

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