We have to do something huge .
We could climb Mount Everest.
I told we have to do something huge. Not something stupid...
S4 E21The One with the Invitation
Drive Phoebe to hospital if she goes into labor.
You don't have a car.. And your license expired .
[Cries] There's so much to do and I have so less time .
S4 E22The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
[Chandler is angry that Joey and not himself is going to be Ross's Best Man.]
[to everyone in the room] I've decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther!
What is my last name?
[short pause] Central... Perk?
Everything so far sounds great, Joey. Just remember, keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out, playing poker. No strippers or anything, okay?
You got it!
OK, see you later.
Have fun planning your "mellow" bachelor party!
Well, there's gonna be strippers there. He didn't say anything about no strippers.
He just said, "No strippers."
Oh. I chose not to hear that.
S4 E23The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
[Rachel is on a plane to London and talks about her reasons for her journey to a passenger across the aisle while another passenger is trying to sleep next to her]
[to the passenger across the aisle] So then I realised, all the stuff that I had been doing-proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding-was all a way of trying to tell him...
OPOther Passenger
[waking up, irritated] OH, OH, OH, OH!! I'm sorry, can I interrupt? I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person!!
[surprised] Pardon me?
OPOther Passenger
You say you love this man, and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life! I have to agree with your friend 'Pheebs'! This is a terrible, terrible plan!
But he has to know how I feel!
OPOther Passenger
Why? He loves this Emily person! No good can come of this!
I think you're wrong!
OPOther Passenger
[sarcastically] Oh, no! [puts his fist in his mouth and is about to put on his headphones] And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you WERE on a break! [Rachel gasps]
Guys, hurry up. The flight leaves in four hours. It could take time to get a taxi. There could be traffic. The plane could leave early. When we get to London, there could be a line at customs. Come on!
6-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.
[on the phone long distance with Joey] I just saw somebody that looked like you in the station. I was going to go up to him to tell him. But what does he care he looks like you.
Thanks Pheebs, that just cost me four bucks.
S4 E24The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
[storming into Chandler's room] I'm getting married today!!! Whoo-hoo!!!
[covered up in bed] Morning, Ross.
I'm getting married to...day!!!
Yeah, you are.
[leaving the room] Whoo-hoo!!!
[popping head out from under Chandler's covers] Do you think he knew I was here?
[Emily and Ross are reciting their wedding vows.]
PPriest
I, Ross...
I, Ross...
PPriest
... take thee, Emily...
... take thee, Rachel...
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