[Chandler is putting the duck in the hall]
Now you just stay out here, and think about what you did!
S3 E21The One with a Chick and a Duck
You know, I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well guess what, you're not my girlfriend any more, so...
Oh I see, so this suit is making a point. Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.
[to Monica] You like it, right?
Absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.
S3 E22The One with the Screamer
[A bedraggled Phoebe misses Joey's play, having spent all night on the phone while kept on hold by customer service.]
Hey, Pheebs -- where were ya?
I'm so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely going to see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.
TTommy
[petting a chick in his hand] Mr. Fuzzy Man, how you doin'? Aww... [The chick poos in his hand.] Ew! Oh, ew! Gross! IDIOT! STUPID LITTLE FUZZY YELLOW CREATURE! Ooh, look at me, I'm so cute, I'm a little chick who's DISGUSTING! You're so stupid, how are you not yet extinct?
[The duck, hearing all the commotion, waddles into the kitchen and starts quacking.]
TTommy
Quack quack, quack quack! What are you quacking about? DUMB DONALD DODO!
[Tommy looks up to see the gang in the doorway, staring at him in shock.]
Step away from the duck.
S3 E23The One with Ross's Thing
I gotta go water Pete's plants. You know what? If he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.
Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants, if you know what I mean.
Or -- ha, ha! -- we could go over there and pee on them!
[Talking about her fireman boyfriend] He even showed me charcoal drawings he drew of me. Well, he'd prefer watercolors -- but, you know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.
S3 E24The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
[Watching the fight on TV where Pete gets injured and talking to Monica] This is ironic. Out of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn't want to have kids, and from the looks of it now Pete can't!
[Monica has just broken up with Pete in the hospital and is walking out]
PPete
Wait. [Monica pauses] Could you leave a note? They've got me on a lot of pills, and I'm not sure I'll remember this tommorrow.
PPete
One day, kids will wonder who'd win in a fight: me or Superman. Of course I can't beat Superman, but you know, kids are stupid.
S3 E25The One at the Beach
I broke up with you because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you.
You still love me?
...No.
[referring to Rachel's oversized sombrero hat] Wait a minute, I know that hat. I was taken aboard that hat. They did experiments on me! I can't have children!
[looking at a picture] Me and Frank and Phoebe, graduation, 1965.
You know what that means?
That you're actually 50?
No, no that's not me Phoebe, that's her pal, Phoebe according to their High School yearbook, they were like BFF.
[everyone looks at her confused]
Best friends forever.
EEverybody
Oh.
[in the rain, with Chandler and Monica under Rachel's oversized sombrero hat] Now everybody wants to be under the hat!
BBonnie
What are you guys doing?
[naked] We're playing strip Happy Days game.
BBonnie
Cool! I'll catch up! [takes off her sweater]
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