[Watching the fight on TV where Pete gets injured and talking to Monica] This is ironic. Out of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn't want to have kids, and from the looks of it now Pete can't!
“The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion” · Season 3, Episode 24
In this episode: Ross Geller (1)
[Monica has just broken up with Pete in the hospital and is walking out]
PPete
Wait. [Monica pauses] Could you leave a note? They've got me on a lot of pills, and I'm not sure I'll remember this tommorrow.
PPete
One day, kids will wonder who'd win in a fight: me or Superman. Of course I can't beat Superman, but you know, kids are stupid.
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