Friends quotes

Rachel

You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?

Ross

That's what it seemed like.

Rachel

I cannot believe that after ten years you do not know one thing about me!

Ross

Fine. Then why didn't you say something?

Rachel

Because it is too damn hard, Ross! I can't even begin to explain to you how much I am going to miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go. Okay? So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right? There's your goodbye.

Rachel

[crying, barely understandable] I don't know what I'm going to do without you!

Monica

[crying, barely understandable] You're the greatest friend I ever had.

Rachel

[crying, barely understandable] I'm gonna miss seeing you everyday!

Monica

[crying] What?

Rachel

[crying, barely understandable] I...I...I... I'm gonna miss seeing you everyday!

Monica

[crying, barely understandable] That is so sweet! [they hug]

Joey

Let's play one more time, okay? And remember if I win, you do not move to Paris.

Rachel

Okay, can't believe I'm risking this again, but you are on! Alright Joey you remember the rules, heads I win tails you lose!

Joey

Just flip!

Rachel

Ah! Tails!

Joey

Damn it!

Rachel

Chick and the duck? Didn't they die--

Phoebe

--Dive. Yeah, they dove headfirst into fun on the farm.

Monica

I'm sorry. Who should be along in a what now?

You do know it's twins, right?

Chandler

Oh, yeah. These are the faces of two people in the know!

Chandler

What do we do?

Monica

What do you mean "what do we do"?

Chandler

Twins! Twins!

Monica

Chandler, you're panicking.

Chandler

Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?

Ross

Okay, awkward question, the hospital knows you took two, right?

Monica

What if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?

Chandler

What if it's not? What if it's a king?

Monica

[sarcastically] Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.

Chandler

Have fun in church camp!

Chandler

Next time, can I say breathe?

Monica

No! The last time you did, you said it like Dracula and it scared her!

Chandler

[while Erica is giving birth] Is it really that bad?

Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!

Monica

I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies. I don't care if the entire cast of Eight Is Enough comes out of there!

Monica

We decided to name the baby girl, Erica.

Hey, that's just like my name!

Monica

Son of a gun, it is.

Joey

What kinds are they?

Monica

This is a boy and that's a girl.

Chandler

Yeah, her name's Erica.

Joey

Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.

Chandler

Yeah, it's a shame you two never spent more time together.