To quote Ross, "I better be going!"
Don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on the way out!
“The One in Massapequa” · Season 8, Episode 18
In this episode: Phoebe Buffay (4), Parker (4), Chandler Bing (2), Joey Tribbiani (1)
Well, if you're gonna get to know him then you'd better do it now.
Why?
Because I'm gonna kill him.
What? Why?
You guys were right, Parker's too excited about everything. I mean I'm all for living, but come on, this is the Geller's 35th wedding anniversary, let's call a spade a spade, this party stinks!
I know, I'm having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, then when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!
Really? Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?
I dunno, I guess it could've been. I didn't really look at it. I just wiped it on Chandler's coat and got the hell outta there.
[About Parker] Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
My God, I don't want to forget this moment! It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click!
I don't think the flash went off.
Is something wrong?
Wrong? Really, you know the word wrong? Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical and aglow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!
Well, excuse me for trying to put a positive spin on a traffic jam!
I'm a positive person!
No. I'm a positive person. You are like Santa Claus...on Prozac...in Disneyland...getting laid!
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