Amy, Rachel and others in “The One with Rachel's Other Sister”

You know, this is classic Rachel!

Yeah, right! Remember in high school, when I died and didn't give you my baby?

This might be my one chance to have a child. You know that I've been busy focusing on my career.

What career?

I'm a decorator!

You decorate Dad's office and you're a decorator! Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday. Now I'm a koala bear!

Why can't you be supportive?

You want to talk supportive? You didn't come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby!

You didn't come and see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done!

I did the first time! And do you want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you?

It's Emma.

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?! [to Amy] I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responsibility of a child!

How hard could it be? You do it! [Joey laughs but stops when everyone stares at him.] You want to know why you don't want me to have the baby? Because you don't want me to be happy! You have always been jealous of me!

Of what? Your lack of responsibility? Your immaturity? Your total disregard for other peoples' feelings?

To name a few!