Lord Bravery quotes from Freakazoid!

[talking to his mother-in-law] Most people your age die. Why won't you?

Look, what don't you understand?

Any of it.

Listen, it's really quite simple. I take Lord Bravery. She becomes "Helen's Bake Shop", "Helen's Butcher Shop" becomes "Rudy's Butcher Shop", because "Rudy's Hardware And Twine" changes to "Hank's Hardware And Twine" and "Hank's Tires" becomes "Terry's Tires" and if "Terry's Intimate Apparel" changes to "Wendy's Intimate Apparel" requiring Wendy's to change to Johnny's, Johnny's to Ellen's, Ellen's to Frank's, Frank's becomes Enrique's and Enrique's becomes Bill's, which means all you have to do is change your name from "Bill's World Of Paint" to something else!

But I don't want to!

Why?!

Cos' my name's Bill.

What kind of superhero would call himself Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes?

Ah. One who wants to use the element of surprise.