MacOkay. Now, if I was Mr. Herriman and I had glue, where would I put it?
[points up to a small box on the top shelf] Coco-co?
Mac
"Items for imaginary friends to NEVER, NEVER TOUCH NEVER." Sounds wright. [Wilt takes the glue out of the box and the doorknob starts rattling] Uh-oh.
[enters] Okay. The house is now entirely TP'd. Just this last roll in Herriman's private... what are you all doing in here?
Please, Frankie. Please don't tell.
Tell what? What are you guys up to?
We're not really up to anything. I mean, we are, but we aren't. We are in that we are up to trying to fix something. But we aren't because we aren't just doing something to be bad, which is just what Herriman would think if he saw us because, see, it was all just an accident.
When I accidentally busted Madame Foster's bust when I was trying not to bust anything because I knew Mr. Herriman would bust me if I did.
Mac
But it wasn't his fault. Herriman totally freaked him out.
So we've been fixing what I broke by breaking a lot of rules.
[on the intercom] Miss Frances, what have you been doing all day? None of the bathrooms have toothpaste.
Miss Frances, you also seem to have neglected to restock the soap.
Well, those water balloons didn't help.
So it was you. All of you have been making my favorite day horrible.
Folks, this isn't cool. Sorry, but I need to say something to him.
Mac
No, Frankie. Please don't tell on Bloo.
[Mac and Bloo are outside, standing on the balcony seeing Mac's apartment building all the way from where they are]
Mac
I… I can't.
Mac
But-
Mac
The red?
Mac
You mean?
Mac
Oh, I-
Mac
I think-
Mac
With the chips?
Mac
Left?
Mac
Right?
Mac
Oh, next to the--
Yes, yes, yes, you did it! That brown corner, left of the chips sign, next to the phone-pole, is the corner of the roof of your apartment! How cool is that?!
Mac
Wow...That's...eh...real cool.
Don't you get it? THAT is your house and you can see it from HERE!
Mac
Mmm hmm.
You're stupid. You just can't appreciate the little things in life.
Mac
[sarcastically] Like the corners of apartments?
Yes, you are a stupid and terrible person because you have no appreciation for the corners of apartments.
Mac
We went down. Not up - down.
This place is crazy! It's crazy! I'm so hungry! I'm crazy! I'm crazy! Do, da, do, da, doo, doo!!! (laughs) Oh, look, it's the pizza man. Hi, pizza man. We're really high up, and you look like an ant
Mac
Wait, what did you just say?
Mac
No, before that.
Mac
Before that.
Mac
Before that.
Mac
No, uh. 9 words before that.
Mac
And after that?
Mac
And then?
Mac
Hi, pizza man?
[Mac records the imaginary friends' interviews for adoption via camera]
Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Bloppy Pants and I like to get adopted.
My favorite color is pink.
RRRed Rusher
I like living on the edge! Fast cars and motorcycles! Yeah!
SSassyfrass
My likes are walks on the beach, dancing, new experiences, the outdoors.
I'm not great. You can adopt one of the other awesome friends here.
SJSunset Junction
My--my dislikes are rude people and broccoli.
Coco coco coco coco coco coco co! [kicks the camera]
SLSally Linda
I'm looking for someone who's rich and good-looking and in really great shape.
SMSloppy Moe
No losers, please.
[screams] What is that?! Get away, get away! It steal my soul.
JJambalaya
I just want to love. [Bloo laughs]
Mac
Bloo, stop it. You're making everyone look dumb.
Hey, they don't need my favorite help in that department.
Mac
Well, stop it, okay?
Mac
Thanks for the interview, Madame Foster. And thanks for the cookies.
I'd like to announcilly that I almost died laughing!
You know I say to that? Ring-a-ding dingly.
Mac
No, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't! [gasps]
Step right up and behold, the amazingest, hilariousest spectacle of a long lifetime!
Mac
Bloo, what are you doing?!
What? Oh, nothing, nothing.
Mac
You're selling tickets to watch the footage of Mr. Herriman, aren't you?
No, no. What? No, of course not. Frankie erased that, don't you remember? Besides, that was wrong.
Mac
Frankie! We got a problem! [dumps out a load of Funny Bunny merchandise from his backpack]
[gasp] Oh, my gosh! Why did this happen?! Why did this happen?!
I'm playing here. [notices the Funny Bunny t-shirt] This is awesome! Where did you get it?
Mac
School. All of the kids have this stuff like this.
Wow. I hope people did it, but I never dream it did catch on fast.
I posted the original footage into the fans in the town. Check it out. Oh, this thing's good. Hey, here's a new place. This is the best though: the Funny Bunny store. And I linked the whole site to the Foster's home page.
20 million hits?! Bloo, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
I was thinking about something funny about it.
Mr. Funny Bun… I mean, Mr. Herriman isn't taking interviews. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
NRNews Reporter
But we're live.
NRNews Reporter
Who is, for some reason, refusing interviews? Despite the fact that he became a worldwide phenomenon. Let's roll with the clip.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
Mac
Him!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Me?! Are you crazy?!
Mac's one male who tried to tape it!
Mac
Yeah, but I erased it! Frankie's one female who burned it to disc!
Yeah, but Bloo's the imaginary friend who uploaded the file to the Internet!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Mr. Herriman, wait!
You said there was a file. Where is it?
Mac
It's not that file, Mr. Herriman.
Yeah. The file is in my computer. No! No, no! You can't!
Now, to get rid of these files, once and for all! [throws Frankie's computer into the trash can]
Mac
Mr. Herriman, you don't understand! The file's already on the Internet! You can't just get rid of it!
Nonsense. Just tell me where this "net" is, and I'll just dispose of it readily.
Mac
It's not a net, it's a… it's… Ugh! You just don't understand.
Oh, I understand all right. A gentleman does not take such abuse lying down.
Mac
Bloo! Jokey's gone, and he's not coming--
(darkly) Back? Of course he's not coming back. It's Adopt-a-Thought Saturday, the day they come to take all our good buddies away. Now Jokey's off being all Jokey with who knows who?
Mac
But what about our jokes? (Shaking them) Who's gonna be Jokey with us?!
Exactly! (Hits mac) And who's next? Wilt? Eduardo? Coco? That silly-looking guy with the eyes?
Mac
Oh, yeah. I like him.
We all like him, Mac. you can like him 6 ways of Sundays, but that's not gonna Save, but now is it?
Mac
Well,I---
IS IT?! then try the fool you with the balloons and the lemonade, But believe you me, This is a dark day, They want me out of the pictures cause they're know I'm the only one who can stop them.
Mac
So, what's the plan?
(mouthful of cupcake and evil smile) That's a good question, And I've got just the answer. (burps)
[turns around] Wilt. So nice of you to come and visit. You look well. How's everything outside?
What are you doing, Bloo? You're up to something and it's not cool, okay?
Then why are all the friends hiding in the house? I know you don't want to lose your buddies, but I'm sorry to say it, you're being really selfish, okay?
Don't change the subject, please?
I'm not. I'm unselfishly offering you one of my cupcakes.
You know, I'm sorry, Bloo, but it's Adopt-a-Thought Saturday, and well a lot of our friends may finally have a chance to find new homes to call their own.
[sees Mac appearing and hiding behind his legs] I know. That's the problem. [shoves Wilt, making him fall] Timber! [he and Mac then tie him up to a chair, tape up his mouth, and put him in the closet] This hurts us more than it hurts you.
Mac
Yeah. Sorry, Wilt.
[Mac and Bloo feel sick from playing outside in the mud on a rainy day]
Oh, pal, you feel a bit warm.
Yeah, you don't feel hot.
Mac
I don't feel so… [sniffs] hot either.
Come on, I'll take you home.
[in unison] Coco! Coco! Coco!
[in unison] Bye, Mac. Feel better, man. Sorry. [Mac sneezes] Gesundheit.
That is the problem. This party is unauthorized! And more importantly, it is interfering with my 23 hours of beauty sleep!
You may want to shoot for 24.
Ooh, you are going to get in big trouble for this.
Oh, you're just sore 'cause you didn't get invited.
Mac
Bloo, I hate to say it, I mean, I really hate to say it, but I think Icky Von Yuck-Yuck might be right.
You're taking sides with Blicky McBarf?
Mac
No, I just think Grossie Grossenstein has a point.
I am calling Madame Foster this instant. When she hears about this, your days in this house will be numbered.
Fine! Call her! See what I care! [snaps fingers]
See to it Old Ug-Mug doesn't get near a phone.
Mac
You're pushing your luck. And Mr. Herriman's gonna be back soon and-
I told you already, it's taken care of.
Mac
Look, I don't want to see you get in trouble again. It's bad for my rep.
Do I have to fight for my right to party?
Mac
How about fighting for your right not to get kicked out of the house?
Pshaw. You worry too much. Loosen up. Here. Have some candy.
Mac
Uh, no thanks.
Mac
I SAID NO THANKS!
[through telephone] Hello?
Mac
HI, WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER FOR A PARTY?!
WRONG NUMBER! What are you doing?!
You sugar-coated idiot! You can't even hold on to a phone! You've ruined everything!
Mac
CALL'S OVER NOW GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!
There will be no chocolate for you!
Mac
GIVE ME MY CHOCOLATE!
Chocolates?! You tried to sell us out for Duchess' stupid chocolate?
I'll have you know they're stupid gourmet chocolate.
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