Fanboy & Chum Chum · Season 1
No, but I can explain. Because...um...well... [rips off Yo's hair] this isn't Yo's real hair!
Oh, Yeah? Well...Chum Chum's left leg isn't real! [Chum Chum's leg springs off of him.]
Oh yeah? Well...Lupe's really a robo-droid being operated by a smaller Lupe!
[controlling Lupe with a joystick] Ay! Pay no attention! Pay no attention!
[the girls jump on them, starting a big ball of violence which smashes both lemonade stands]
[offscreen] A-a-ahem!
[the fight stops, Yo punches Fanboy one last time]
Oh, hey, guys.
What a pathetic display.
[holding Fanboy, Chum Chum, Yo and Lupe's money jars] We are taking back our money, and spending it somewhere more respectable!
Hey! Like that Frosty Freezy Freeze stand across the street! [Pan over to Dollarnator at a Frosty Freezy Freeze stand where the boys' lemonade stand was at the start of the episode]
Next, please.
Dollarnator???? [the crowd runs to the stand]
Come on, guys. Lemonade was so three minutes ago.
Hang on, Kyle! I'll pull you up!
No! I'd rather plummet to my Demise than go on without knowing how to do that ring trick!
That's crazy! You fall into lava just because you don't know how to rotate your wrist a quarter turn and gently pull? [realizes he revealed the secret] Oh, no.
[discovers it all came back to him] You mean like this? [turns the ring and pulls. It comes loose] I did it! I truly am the lord of the rings! [falls into the lava pit below him] Oh, poop.
Step right up, try the Chulk Belly Bounce! Hit the belly button for extra bounce!
[cycling past Fanboy and Chum Chum] Top of the morning, guys!
Who was that?
It looks like Lenny. But he's smiling, so…I'm not sure.
Only eight more hours till I get to ride home! [realizes in dismay] Oh. Eight more hours till I get to ride home. [As 8 hours pass by…] Whew, that was the longest eight hours of my life!
No one's going anywhere. This is a crime scene! [horror sting] And as all of you were in the store today, you all had opportunity! So you're all suspects! [horror sting, all do not react] I like mayonnaise! [horror sting] That is so cool! All right. One of you is the guilty party in...The Great Bicycle Mystery! [no horror sting] Nothing? Yeah I guess we should just get to it. Now Chumshoe and I are not going to rest until we find out who done it!
Who "did it", sir.
Good work. Any clues?
Yes! But I only did it to save all of you! [telling his story] I'd knew the Dreaded day had come. The rise of the machine!
[Enters The Frosty Mart] Oops! Did I write "lollipops"? 'Cause today's special is Free lolli-bops! [laughs] Now, line up, dweebs!
[dejected] Awwww...
Man, it's as if Beethoven's bopping' through me!
Are you Boogreguard Shlizetti?
In my handsome flesh.
[pause] Detective Johnson, Head of Frosty Mart Security. Our cameras have recorded forty-thousand separate incidents of you bopping our customers.
Sweet! I-- could I get a copy of those tapes? I'm thinking of putting out a "Boog's Best Bops" DVD. [inhales, pause] You know, with extras.
Listen here, pally! I'm here to fire you!
What the bop, you're going to fire me?
Before we begin your treatment, we'll need to give you a complete, physical workup.
What? Oh, what do you think you're doing with that?
I'm just going to check your reflexes. [hammers Boog's right leg, gets bopped] Ow. [hammers Boog's left leg, gets bopped] Ow. Okay, now I need you to open up and say "ahh". [holds up tongue depressor]
Ahh... [bops Fanboy with his tongue]
[to Chum Chum] It's more serious than I thought. His whole body appears to be one big bopping reflex.
I was afraid of that. What do you recommend, doctor?
[pause] I think our patient may require...a shock, to the system.
Heyheyhey, hey! What's this thing?
It's an electric brace to help curb your bopping.
It's what people in the industry call a behavior modification device.
What people in the industry?
The guy at the pet store.
Oh, the-- WHA? I ain't wearing' no dog collar! [starts to take the collar off]
This stupid thing shocked me!
That means it's working.
It zaps you every time you try to bop.
Are you crazy?! I-- [gets shocked]
Or think about bopping.
Oh, that is it. This is coming' off right now! [gets shocked, gasps for breath]
Come on, Boog. It's for your own good.
Yes. Listen to Pretend Doctor Fanboy, and leave the collar be.
[fidgets, gasps for breath] Okay. Eee...you're right. I'll listen to you from now -- [yanks collar causing Chum Chum to shock him, gasps for breath, faints] Fine. I surrender. I'll wear your stupid torture device.
That's the spirit. Now, don't you feel --
[grunts] WHAT THE? I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! [grunts]
Mmm? Oops. Sorry, I was sitting on the remote.
[Fanboy and Chum Chum see everyone on the streets frozen]
Oh boy. Not good.
Yeah, we should go now.
It's everyone we know!
Not everyone; at least Kyle made it out.
[shows up with Kyle frozen to his broomstick] Wanna lick from my Fop-sicle?
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