Fanboy & Chum Chum · Season 1
Oh, my beautiful town of Mufflinflusen! [To F&C] I am so angry, I can see straight! THAT'S STRIKE 2! Time for your punishment!
Punishment? But don't we get 3 strikes?
[Floating upside down from the ceiling] Ooh, Ooh, back sass! Isn't that strike 3? [disappears]
The butt-kisser's right.
[reappears] Thank you. [disappears again]
You leave me no choice but... to SEPARATE YOUR DESKS!!!!
Oopsie, heh. Auf Wiedersehen!
Ooh-ah. Oh, sweet Mufflinflusen! [crying then, enraged] You two! [picks up F&C] You destroyed MUFFLINFLUSEN! That's it, I am separating you two... PERMANENTLY!
WHAT?!?
I'm gonna see to it you're in separate classrooms. MAYBE EVEN SEPARATE SCHOOLS! [Puts F&C at their desks, then kicks Chum Chum's to the wall]
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
No Mr. Mufflin, please! Chinese destiny, KIDNEY, SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!
Yeah, yeah, fate of the universe. I've heard it all be- FOR THE LOVE OF LEDERHOSEN!
[Suddenly, a hole gets ripped open in the middle of the classroom just as Fanboy predicted.]
My--my arms are wood. My legs are wood. I’m not a boy anymore. I’m a wooden toy. This is AWESOME!!!
Oh, Mr. Mufflin! Fanboy didn't write his book report!
Uh...but Purple Kid did write his!
[after Zombie Mufflin vaporizes Kyle]
Ow. I just got ash on my new trainers.
[Repeated Line]
STAN!
I've been lying here for hours trying to figure out why I tied this string to my finger. I know it was to help me remember something, but what?!?
[Fanboy hits the celing and sees the Man-Arctica ride ad]
What's this? Man-Arctica presents: The Ice Scream Extreme, opening today?!? Chum Chum, come up here and high-five me!
[Fanboy has finished reading the AmbiDexter comic]
Man, I wish I has two arms like that guy, think of all the amazing things I could do.
Uh, Fanboy? You do have two arms.
Tcha, I wish!
Uh, right there, buddy.
Ah! snake! snake!
It's okay. it's okay, Fanboy. I'd like you to meet your left arm.
Oh, nice to meet you, left arm. Firm handshake. I like this guy.
I've been trying to get you two together for a while.
Woah. I have two arms. I have two arms! Oh, this is gonna open up a whole new world of possibility!
We're in some pretty poop now, Sarge! Game over, man! Game over!
Come On, Troops, If We Rush Him, we can't blast all of us!
I'd Say We Leave.
[At beginning of episode]
[finds an ad about the Jingle Contest] Write the winning jingle for the Frosty Mart and win a million Frosty Bucks? What?!? [sips] They're gonna let- [sips] our customers write the jingle? [sips] But they're all idiots.
[Fanboy and Chum Chum enter and perform their Dollar Dance]
[singing] Frooostyyyy Maaaart! Oh wait, that's not right.
No, wait a minute! Try that again.
[singing] Frooostyyyy Maaaart!
Ding.
Nice ding, Dollar-nator.
I was just riding on your groove, man.
Hey, crazy futuristic robot thing. Come over here, I want to show you something. It's right here next to the microwave.
No! I should not be near a microwave! I have a pacemaker!
Aw, that's too bad. Then I'll just put it on BAKED POTATO!!!
[singing] We wanna live at the Frosty Mart!
Ding.
Dollarnator, come on! What's their secret? Why are they selling so much lemonade?
Don't rush me. It's a process. [he swirls in the cup] Good legs, [then sniffs it] nice bouquet, [inserts the cup in his mouth and processes it] identifying component ingredients... Artificial lemon flavoring, sugar substitute substitute, imitation water... Analysis... [spits the lemonade] Horrible!
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