Fanboy & Chum Chum · Season 2
"Release Monkey"? I wonder what that does. [presses button, Chimp Chomp comes out] Oh, that releases the monkey. AAAAAAHHHHHH! Monkey, monkey on my head! Monkey on my head! get it off! Get it off! [it jumps off his head] I don't believe it, Chimp Chomp's real!
We'd better get him back in the game before Boog finds out!
[Gasps] Chimp Chomp's Getting Away!
FAAAANBOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!
CHUM CHUM! I'LL COME FOR YOOOOOUUUUU!!! [coughing] Now, I'm on a goat, [While Sobbing] and I'm crying.
You mean, I bought banana juice? [facepalms and groans] This is my refrigerator in my apartment, and that is my banana juice, and this is my four-day-old Chinese takeout!
Oh, I ate that three days ago. I left you the box, though. [Fanboy falls through and then comes back up wearing a lampshade] Hm? [Fanboy turns the light on the lampshade off. Boog then shrugs his shoulders]
[grumbles angrily] I've Had It! When I asked you to help me move, I didn't mean Move your stuff in and put me in the linen closet!
Oh, that reminds me. I'm padlocking you in tonight, I got company.
What if I got to go to the bathroom?
That's what the crisper's for! [closes the refrigerator and gets bumps into the Chimp Chomp Machine] oh! Hey, Baby!
[Yawns] Chimp Chomp tired. Boog go to bed now? [monkey noises]
Sure, right after we watch TV.
Aww, what's wrong, baby Kyle?
I don't know, [sobbing] it seems I'm not suffically fatigued!
Baby Kyle, we can understand your baby gibberish. No, we can't.
I'm not tired!
Maybe baby wants to be helded.
[gasps] Does somebody want to go uppums?
Yes, yes, I want to be held.
Mr. Mufflin! I found the book! Mr. Mufflin?
Uhh, Fanboy? Is school always this empty during the day?
[gasp] Everybody's gone! Do you know what this means?
[Fanboy and Chum Chum sing No Work And All Play]
I don't have time to explain! I'm you, you me, me you, from the future! In one minute, two very annoying boys are gonna enter this store. Do not, under any circumstances, give them a Frosty Freezy Freeze!
Oh but I can't do that because-
Do it, and you'll become assistant manager!
I'll make sure no one gets a Frosty Freezy Freeze!
[after accidentally knocking out Lenny, 5 years ago, after arriving back in time again, as he and Lenny exit the fridge they arrived in] Oops, my bad.
Nah. I survived.
Excuse me, could you direct us to the library?
Can I interest you in a bop instead!? [the boys hug each other in fear. Boog 'bops' up a small rack of tiny Frosty Freezy Freezes]
Ooh! What are those?
An array of our tastiest beverages. Yours to sample and enjoy. No purchase necessary!
What do these letters on the cup say?
Who cares? I love this drink and I don't Like letters! [they leave with a tiny Frosty Freezy Freeze each]
No! What are you doing!? I said to bop them! Bop them!
Yeah! B.O.P. - Bring Out Products!
Step 1: Sprinkle anti-fairy dust on the floor. Good. [sings] Fairy, be gone! Fairy, be gone! Fairy, be gone! Done. Step 2: Knock three times. Okay, that's easy. [knocks on the coffee table three times]
I'll get it!
No!
[Fanboy opens the door, the tooth fairy enters, outraged.]
Kyle, it's for you.
I'm gonna bop you so- [Lemuel touches his fist, breaking his entire arm off] Kiji! I-I-I lost my arm and everything! [Lemuel raises his fist and Boog gets bopped, with the "BOP" title as a result]
Aye, boppee.
[at Chum Chum] See? I told you it was just a coma.
[After a daze] What am I doing on the floor? I'm supposed to be bopping that guy! I'm gonna bop you so bad! [he charges and gets bopped, with the "BOP" title as a result]
Aye, boppee.
Why so perky this morning, Chum?
Ha ha ha! Like I would know that it's my... B to the I to the R-T-H, D to the A to the Y-Y-Y, WHY?!? CAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Well, birthday song. I haven't heard that since the last time it was your birthday...it's your birthday...horray.
You didn't forget, did you?
And now, for your birthday enjoyment...
Ooh! The entertainment's starting!
May I present, Kyle, the Conjurer. [crowd cheers]
Ooh, Kyle! I didn't know you did magic. Can you make a penny come outta my nose?
Since it's your birthday, I'll ignore that. And instead... [the lights go out as he begins his speech] perform MAGIC! So dark, it'll cause you mere mortals to weep before me and bow down in awe of my infinite power! [he disappears, then reappears as the lights come back and the crowd cheers] Thank you. Thank you.
Ooh. Now can you pour milk into a newspaper?
Eh-heh, for my next trick, I had something grander in mind. I would now like to...
Make someone disappear? Done! [he leaves to focus on the gift]
Huh? I was going to summon a dragon to paint your name in fire.
I want a balloon poodle.
[falls to the ground and sobs dramatically]
Fanboy, what's the matter?
[sobbing] Oh, Chum Chum, I forgot your birthday! I don't have a present! That confiscated briefcase was the only present I could find!
But I didn't expect two presents.
Two presents? What do you mean?
You already gave me the best present: You spent the whole day with me! [remembers everything they did via slideshow] We woke up in the morning together, we played pin-the-tail-on-your-butt together, you did an amazing magic trick for me...
[head moving in picture] I helped.
We met Man-Arctica together! We opened all my other presents together! Being together is the best present you could ever get me!
No! Stop! This stall is forbidden!
I don't know who this "Bidden" is, but right now, it's for Fanboy! [he and Chum Chum enter the bathroom]
No! Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [the door closes]
[Mr. Mufflin walks on a white background]
[to the kids] Hey, kids! It's me, Hank Mufflin. And today is… Slime Day! [the kids cheer as confetti rains down, and he chuckles] Now, the rules for Slime Day are easy to follow. Just say the phrase, and you get slimed! [chuckles again] Uh, uh, does anyone know the secret phrase? I… I… Because I didn't… [a live-action African-American hand gives him a green card] Oh, thanks, Meagan. [winks, then looks at the card] The secret phrase for Slime Day is… [reads the card along with the kids] I DON'T KNOW! [gets slimed as he laughs] That's a good one. Now, remember, you can't tell anyone the secret phrase. Everyone has to figure it out for themselves. I love Slime Day! [unzips the white background, revealing the class]
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