Didn't you see the people waiting outside?
ZCZombie Customers
Frosssssssty Frezzzzzy Frezzzzzze.
I just came for a cup of coffee.
They've been like that all day!
S1Berry Sick
S1Chimp Chomp Chumps
We got Cherry Chewy Chimps, Monkey Bites, and Ape Drinks.
Cherry Chewy Chimps, and I'll wash it down with a Vanilla Gorilla.
I sincerely doubt that everyone here has ten items or less. [gets smacked by Boog holding a Chimp Chomp hammer]
BBoog
100 points. [smacks Kyle] Bop! [smacks Ceech] Bop! 200 points. [smacks Michael and Duke] Bop! [smacks Chuggy and Yo] Bop! [smacks Lupe] 400 points. There ain't no stopping this chimp with his bopping! [laughs]
Mmm, I love these, their brains squirt real fruit juice when you bite them.
BBoog
[eats Chum Chum's Cherry Chewy Chimp] your Chimp's been Chomped! [eats Fanboy's Cherry Chewy Chimp] Oh, double Chomp! Bonus points. [laughs]
Oh, look who is here. It's Boog. What brings you out this fine evening?
BBoog
Yeah, I wanted to audition for the role of Chimp Chomp, but the costume wouldn't fit around my buffed-out biceps.
BBoog
Whoo! I totally got mad air! Look at that!
BBoog
You know, I don't need to brag. [pushes Fanboy into the ground] But I've been approached by some sponsors to play Chimp Chomp professionally. [Grabs Chum Chum and turns him into a ball] But I don't know if I want to give up my amateur status. [puts Chum Chum on Fanboy's head] You know, in case Chimp Chomp becomes an olympic sport.
BBoog
Alright! Whoo! Hole in one!
BBoog
don't run too far you two. I wanna flatten you into pancakes and then go get some waffles alright. Yo loser, give me...
[turns the sign that shows that there are no more tickets] Sorry. Sold out. No more tickets. [chuckles]
BBoog
What? No more tickets? Where'd they all go?
Boy, these coupons sure cost an arm and a leg. But I'm sure they'll help me save money in the long run.
BBoog
But. But. But I gotta see the Chimp Chomp Movie! Chimp Chomp is my whole life! I play it everyday. Even on account I grew up in a Plastic Bubble. Can't you give me a ticket please?
Oh. Sorry. They bought the last three.
BBoog
[enters classroom] Boo boo boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo... And stuff. Hear ye! Hear ye! Presenting the most radical king of all that's awesomely sweet, [brings out Fanboy] Fanboy! And his main man, the high duke of funkedelikness, mixmaster [brings out Chum Chum] Chum Chum! [puts them on their seats] There. Piece of cake.
Good. Now the other thing.
BBoog
Aw come on!
[shakes the ticket] Ticky ticky ticky!
BBoog
Oh! [Grunts] Also, I like to make poopy, in my diaper. [class laughs]
That's my little Boogie-boo! [puts a pacifier on Boog] Now here's Boogie's little binky! [class laughs again]
I want the high score.
BBoog
[laughs] What are you, nuts?! You got three points!
I... want the high score.
BBoog
Alright, look. [points at the high scores] 988 thousand. 989 thousand. Those are high scores. I oughta know. I EARNED THEM!!!
I want the high score.
BBoog
But... The only way to do that is to erase my high scores!
Well, if seeing your name on this machine is more important than seeing the movie it inspired...
BBoog
[briefly turns red with anger] Excuse me. [runs out the store and takes a deep breath] CHIMP CHIMP CHOMP!!! [jumps and sobs] I'M SO SORRY, CHIMP CHOMP!!! [runs back in] Fine. Step aside.
[Boog moves his finger towards the erase button, whimpering. He shuts his eyes tight and presses his button, erasing his high scores, until Chum Chum's score remains.]
BBoog
They're gone... They're all gone... I think... I think I'm gonna cry. [sobs hysterically]
BBoog
You know, growing up in a plastic bubble, Chimp Chomp was all I was good at. But now, I've found something else I'm good at. Bopping you guys. And that's what I'm gonna do during the movie. Watch Chimp Chomp, and BOP YOU SENSELESS!!!
[Fanboy, Chum Chum and Boog rush to the cinema, but arrive too late and get trampled by the crowd. Michael Johnson comes out]
JJohnson
Chimp Chomp rocks! hee hee! That movie was bad! Shamoan!
[Chris Chuggy also comes out]
FCFanboy/Chum Chum/Boog
We're too late?!?
JJohnson
That's Not all you missed! Chimp Chomp was there in person, and he gave us our autographs, and monkey bites, and bags of money!
[The trio gasp in a fit of anger]
BBoog
It was one night only, and you made me miss it!
No, you made us miss it!
BBoog
I know one thing I won't miss, your face!
Guys, there's only one thing we can do!
S1Precious Pig
They'll never find us in here because they never deserve to find us in here, Precious. I know every inch of this cave. [stops] Whoa, how did you—-
We came in the fire exit.
Elevator's out.
Why don't you people understand to remember?! I would never do anything to put Precious in harm's...
[Sprinkles, now a ferocious grizzly bear, looms behind Fanboy, who turns around]
...way?
Sprinkles! Wow, you've grown.
S1Fangboy
[walking down the stairs] All right, I'm coming. I do not realize to think my own legs were starting to fall asleep. [opens the door and sees a coffin] A coffin? Well, that's strange. Hm, no card.
You. Are not. A vampire. If you was born on yours, the sunlight might destroy you.
Today was supposed to be overcast. Curse you, channel 5 weather center. You've turned me to dust.
You're not a vampire, and thank goodness. The very thought of an immortal fanboy is almost too much to bear.
[obliviously] Immortal. Ooh, I like the sound of that. I just wish I knew what it meant.
It means that you live forever. Read a book sometime, Why don't you?
Chum Chum, what's the matter?
[while sobbing] You're gonna live forever without me...and you don't even care!
S1Brain Drain
It's your favorite move!
[sung off-key] I'm a little teapot, shout shout shout!
[grabs Yo] Hey! Wanna see how Chirp-Chirp taught me my times tables? [starts spinning around crazily on the floor]
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