OSOz's Mom
Ozvald Harmounian, I am this close to throwing out all this junk and turning whole place into yogurt shop! [pulls down an ad reading "Oz's Mom's Yogurt" and herself cheerfully licking a yogurt]
[Fanboy and Chum Chum both gasp in horrified shock]
A yogurt shop? You wouldn't!
OSOz's Mom
Are you wanting bet? I already purchase goat! [Mitzi bleats from upstairs] I'm coming, Mitzi! Just put it on pause for me!
Mom, please! Don't make me sell things. It's too soon. I'm not ready.
OSOz's Mom
You've got til 6:00 to make a sale… [holds up an empty pickle jar in Oz's face] and put money in jar. [sets the jar down on the counter]
No, Mom, please! Seriously, it's not fair!
I don't think Scampers has hatched from his cat egg yet.
Oh, silly Chum Chum. Scampers is one of my Yamaguchi digital pets, See?, All you do is press the buttons to play with him, clean him or feed him,. It's so easy. He'll beep to tell you what he needs.
Fear not, Yo, You can count on us.
Thanks guys! [then, ominously] However, make sure you take good care of Scampers. Otherwise he'll power down. [mimes dying; chipper again] Well, see you!
[gets mad at Scampers] THAT IS IT!!!! You want a cupcake? Huh? Fine. Have a cupcake. Have a billion of cupcakes!
[wakes up upon seeing Fanboy overfeeding Scampers] Fanboy, no!
Eat them! EAT THEM!!! [laughs evilly]
No! [smacks Fanboy on the face with a pillow] Get a hold of yourself!
[snaps out of it] Huh? Oh. Sorry, Chum Chum. I don't know what happened. I just… I snapped. [faints to the ground]
[Oz has defeated Scampers]
Oz, how did you know we were in trouble?
I was coming to show you my sweet viking costume when my own horns picked up the distress signal.
Why didn't you just use the door?
It's called "making an entrance". Duh!
[Fanboy and Chum Chum giggle]
[Sometime later, they continue a conversation]
Yo was all like, "Why didn't you use the door?". And then I said, "It's called 'making an entrance'" that.
[Fanboy and Chum Chum giggle again]
[sarcastically] Yeah Oz, we remember.
[singsongy] Horrible stench? Where're you? Hmm, maybe it's this cottage cheese. [sniffs] YEEEEEEUUUGGGH. [at the camera] Smells like that cheese died in that cottage.
[humming] whatcha Doing, My Pocket Sized Amigo?
Some horrible smell woke me up this morning, and I am figuring out where it's coming from?
A horrible smell, you say? Is this the reek you seek!? [emits a huge stench while revealing that he's dirty all over]
UGH! You smell like if a foot and Brussels sprouts had a baby [his own eyes well with tears, due to the other bad smell]...who pooped its diaper!
And how! You see, Chum Chum, modern man has forgotten what the caveman once knew. [his stench emerges] Stink good! [Chum Chum tries to spray him with water] Ah! What are you doing?
I'm trying to hose off the stink!
Ee, ah! Wah! Water no touchy! Ah! No washy! Water bad! I'm shooting for the world record: Longest time without taking a bath! Okay?
[turns off hose] Okay! For now, if it's being alright with you, I'll be able to keep my face in this cuz I wanna keep my face in this. [sniffs, then sticks his face into cottage cheese] Oh, yeah, that's better. [gives a thumbs-up]
SStinks
Old Stinks here's a little hungry, you know what I'm saying? [at Chuggy] You think that kid over there will share his sandwich with us?
Ehhhh, ewwww, I don't know. Chris Chuggy always cleans his plate. Rumor has it, sometimes he even eats his plate.
SStinks
You could convince that kid of anything! You got charm coming out the strazool!
[sheepishly] Eh-heh-heh-ho. I have to say, Stinks, you are one flattering suit. [Chuggy prepares to eat his sandwich until Fanboy and Stinks appear behind him]
Ahem. My -- mmm, suit -- and I were wondering if you'd share --
CChuggy
[angrily] Wah, wah. Whoooaaa.
SStinks
Oh, don't want to share, huh? [sprays stink into Chuggy's face] How do you like that?
But with great robotic power comes great robotic responsibility. It is up to I, Fanbot, to make sure that we all pass the test.
Wait, you did this to pass the test? Well then shouldn't we have put the robot brain in your body?
No, because then, I wouldn't have robot claws. Duh! Didididididi.
[opens the door, horrified] Failed. [everyone stops and stares at him] YOU ALL FAILED!
[shocked and heartbroken] We failed?
You all got zeros! [at Kyle] uh, Except you, you got a 12.
But that's impossible! We all used a robot's brain!
Actually, it was Fanboy's brain.
Yeah, we left the robot brain at Oz's.
You idiots! You had a robot brain?! Why not just put that into Fanboy?
[realizing his mistake] Huh, Um...I guess because then I wouldn't have the...robot claws?
[jazz hands] Robot claws.
[angrily] YOU. YOU COST ME MY BOUNCY HOUSE!!!
[Mr. Mufflin and the students angrily walk slowly closer to them]
Uh, Fanbot, I think we'd better roll.
Beep, boop, I agree! [launches out of the mob, but lands back in it on another side]
It's a good thing I don't have human emotions, or I'd be very scared right now.
Uh, Fanbot? I think you oiled yourself. [looks at the oil Fanbot leaked]
[halts Yo and Duke in mid-air as they’re about to attack Fanbot] STOP!
[Everybody starts attacking Fanbot all over]
[as his head is detached and flies out] Chum Chum, my brain! Save my precious brain!
Hey, Chum Chum. How was the test?
Not good. There's an angry mob after me, and they want Fanboy's head!
MMob
[repeatedly] We want the head!
Uh, I have some experience with angry mobs. I once led a run on the Frosty Mart during the Great Nacho Shortage of '97. So, allow me.
How did that happen? [grunts, notices mob] This isn't good.
Phew. glad that's over. Wait. where's Fanboy's brain? [sees seagull poking Fanboy's brain] Shoo, shoo! Dirty bird. Oz, we need to put this back in Fanboy's body.
Ooh, yeah, about that. I kind of put the robot brain into Fanboy's body, you know, for safekeeping.
Uh-huh, so...where is it?
Well, last I saw, uh, Fanboy's body was building a rocket for travel to Mars. Heh!
Oh, there he goes now! [chuckles] Wow, he's ahead of schedule.
Oh, no! I'm too late! W-w-where am I going to put Fanboy's brain now?!?
Hmm, I wish Fanboy's body was here, he'd have a good idea. But we'll think of something!
