Jerome quotes from Family Guy

Jerome

You guys would look after this place for me?

Peter

Of course, running a bar has always been my dream! Well, that, and waking up a rooster. [Cuts to Peter slowly sneaking up on a rooster sleeping on a fence] AARRRGH! [The rooster wakes up and falls off of the fence.] Enjoy the rest of your Saturday.

Cleveland

Whoa, Jerome. What's with the wheelchair?

Jerome

Well, it was date night with my ladyfriend. Put on some Teddy Pendergrass. One thing led to another. We started making love halfway up the stairs. Then, I lost my footing and tumbles down half a flight!

Quagmire

[appalled] Well! This is hardly a dinner conversation!

Joe

I bet you're gonna discover some cool new things you couldn't do while walking.

Jerome

Like what?

Joe

Well, have you yelled at someone for using the handicapped stall yet?