[Jerome has broken his leg and is in a wheelchair]
Whoa, Jerome. What's with the wheelchair?
Well, it was date night with my ladyfriend. Put on some Teddy Pendergrass. One thing led to another. We started making love halfway up the stairs. Then, I lost my footing and tumbles down half a flight!
[appalled] Well! This is hardly a dinner conversation!
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