Diane quotes from Family Guy

Diane

A tragic accident today in the north Providence area. A family of four lost their lives when their minivan swerved off the road and into a ravine, exploding on impact. [Tom snickers] You find this funny, Tom?

Tom

No, no, no. I was remembering, I accidentally put my shirt on inside out this morning. It's fine now, though. So, so, what were you saying? A fashion show?

(both stoned) Here's Ollie Williams with the Blaccu-weather forecast.

Tom

How's the weather look, Ollie?

Ollie

(calmly) Not too bad.

Tom

Right on.

Diane

Our top story: The search for two local boys lost in the woods drags on into its third day.

Tom

That's right, Diane. Still no sign of Chris and Stewie Griffin. Here's the update from the local authorities who are overseeing the search party's efforts.

We're still very optimistic that we're gonna find these kids, and we just want to urge everyone not to give up hope.

Joe

All right, everyone, we are officially looking for corpses. Repeat, this is now a recovery effort. We are officially looking for corpses, so let's get back out there, bring back those dead bodies.