Dr. Hartman quotes from Family Guy

Yeah, that's... that's not supposed to be there so, she should probably always wear a hat.

Mayor West, you have lymphoma.

West

Oh, my...

Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste.

West

I see...

What in God's name were you trying to prove?

West

I was trying to gain superpowers.

Well, that's just silly.

West

Silly, yes. Idiotic, yes...

(after Lois has recovered from her heart attack) Well, Mrs. Griffin, you rest up for a few days, and you'll be just fine.

Lois

Thank you, Doctor. I've realized now that eating is not the way to solve my problems. You hear that, Meg?

Meg

For your information, Mom, I don't eat to solve my problems. I cut myself. Is that better?

Lois

Chris, we all love your hat.

Chris

Thanks, Mom! [to Dr. Hartman] Hey, doc, what did you do with my mom's fat?

Well, we stored it all in this storage room. [opens up a closet to show Peter with his pants off kissing a bag of fat]

Peter

Uhhhh...it's exactly what it looks like.

Principal Shepherd

Mrs. Griffin, what do you plan to do about crime in our city?

Lois

A lot.

Lois

...because that's what Jesus wants.

Lois

9/11 was bad.

Lois

[to herself] God, I can't believe how easy this is.

Mrs. Griffin, what are your plans for cleaning up our environment?

Lois

9/11.

Mrs. Griffin, what about our traffic problem?

Lois

Nine...

[confused] Hmm?

Lois

Eleven.