Bruce quotes from Family Guy

I definitely need a breath freshener. Ooh, but that's gonna give me 11 items.

That's fine.

No, no, no. Rules is rules. Let's see what I'm gonna put back. Okay, I need the Reynolds Wrap and the bathroom tissue. I could do without the Triscuits, but they sure are good. [Stewie, behind him in line, sighs] 7 Up's the whole reason I came down here in the first place. You know what, I'm not gonna need the V8, 'cause I can just get some tomato juice at the mini-mart down the street. It's a little more expensive, but that's okay. I like to help out a small business. I hope it's okay if I pay in pennies. [dumps a whole bag of pennies on the counter]

[as a spiritual guide] Lois, I told you, it ain't safe!

Peter

I'll tell you what's not safe: Goin' huntin' with Dick Cheney.

Peter

So, y'all set to go huntin'? [Cheney shoots him about ten times. Peter screams each time until he falls on the ground]

Sorry, I thought you were a deer.

Mr. Foreman, how say you?

We find Peter Griffin guilty of murder in the first degree.

Peter

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Meg

Oh, no!

Chris

Oh, no!

OH, YEAH! [everyone stares at him, and he slowly backs out of the room]

Okay, can I ask everyone to please stop saying "Oh, no!" in this courtroom? 'Cause the fuckin' Kool-Aid Guy's gonna keep showin' up! Thank you.

Oh, no!

[Last Words] I know!