“Lois, I told you, it ain't safe!” – Bruce, Family Guy ... TV Quotes Database

[as a spiritual guide] Lois, I told you, it ain't safe!

I'll tell you what's not safe: Goin' huntin' with Dick Cheney.

[cut to Peter and Cheney in a meadow with shotguns]

So, y'all set to go huntin'? [Cheney shoots him about ten times. Peter screams each time until he falls on the ground]

CCheney

Sorry, I thought you were a deer.

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