Bonnie quotes from Family Guy

You know, boys, we just might make this our regular spot!

[Peter grabs Joe's gun, cocks it, then shoots himself in the mouth. The scene cuts to a close-up of Peter's face]

Peter? Peter?

Oh, sorry, Joe. I, uh, just had one of my Scrubs fantasy moments.

Quagmire

It's the best show you're not watching!

Cleveland

I hate shows that cut away from the story for some bullshit.

[cutaway to Hitler juggling on a unicycle]

S6 Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

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Bonnie

This food is so fucking good Lois.

Oh, okay. Wow.

S10 Thanksgiving

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BBrian

I've been crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze and the drunk women, who don't want to spend the holiday alone.

Stewie

Oh, so you're a Christmas party creep, just like the fat man is a pool party creep.

[cutaway to Peter and Chris at a pool party]

Now Chris, you're getting older, so it's time for you to learn the classic pool party game, Talk to someone's wife in a bikini until they cover up uncomfortably. [to Bonnie] So, Bonnie. How are things going?

Bonnie

Oh, things are fine. Been kind of busy lately, [Peter stares at her breasts] what with Susie starting to... [covers up]

Okay, bye. [Peter leaves] Man, that was like two seconds.

[Quagmire comes up to him]

Quagmire

Hey, Peter. Hey, what have you been watching on TV lately?

Oh, you know, this and that. There's this show [Quagmire stares at his breasts] called "Shipping Wars" and it's kind of...

[covers up]

Quagmire

Okay, bye.

S15 How the Griffin Stole Christmas

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Bonnie's sister is married to a real show-off.

[cutaway to Bonnie's sister visiting]

Bonnie

Denise, Wendell, it's great to see you.

[Wendell enters, being a man with ALS]

Wendell.

WWendell

Joseph.

It's just Joe, I think you know that.

S18 Shanksgiving

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Bonnie just told me about the neatest thing. It's called a podcast. I guess it's like a radio show on your phone. Have you heard of these? Podcasts!

Meg

Yeah, mom. We know what podcasts are.