I've been crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze and the drunk women, who don't want to spend the holiday alone.
Oh, so you're a Christmas party creep, just like the fat man is a pool party creep.
[cutaway to Peter and Chris at a pool party]
Now Chris, you're getting older, so it's time for you to learn the classic pool party game, Talk to someone's wife in a bikini until they cover up uncomfortably. [to Bonnie] So, Bonnie. How are things going?
Oh, things are fine. Been kind of busy lately, [Peter stares at her breasts] what with Susie starting to... [covers up]
Okay, bye. [Peter leaves] Man, that was like two seconds.
[Quagmire comes up to him]
Hey, Peter. Hey, what have you been watching on TV lately?
Oh, you know, this and that. There's this show [Quagmire stares at his breasts] called "Shipping Wars" and it's kind of...
[covers up]
Okay, bye.
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