Debra Barone quotes from Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra

Ray! She's in there chiseling my head stone!

Debra

[To Ray, about Marie] Anything she cooks for me you're tasting first.

Debra

Robert, just do what I do; tell him you're tired and he'll climb off.

Debra

I can't compete with your mother's turkey Ray, the woman has giblets in her blood!

Debra

Mommy is just wrestling daddy.

Debra

What I don't get is why you couldn't see my side of this? You're so busy defending your saint of a mother that you made me out to be some kind of ungrateful nutcase! Well who's the nutcase now Ray!? WHO'S THE NUTCASE NOW!?!?

Ray

Are you ok?

Debra

I'm fine.

Ray

Uh oh, fine is bad. What is it? What's the matter?

Debra

Nothing.

Ray

Nothing...nothing is worse!

Debra

I love you

Ray

...And I you

Ray

Debra! DEBRA!

Ally

STELLA!

Ray

Oh, now I don't love you?

Debra

You don't say it.

Ray

I do.

Debra

No, you don't.

Ray

I do!

Debra

When do you say it?

Ray

WITH MY EYES!

Ray

Were you in my office, mom?

Marie

Yeah I was trying to get a pen to do the crossword puzzles. You know, your desk drawer is locked.

Yeah, we lock it now. It keeps the kids out.

Marie

Oh, that's a good idea! I broke a knife in it.

Debra

Hey, do you know what I think is really sexy?

Ray

What?

Debra

A man who does the dishes.

Ray

No, does nothing for me... Do you know what does it for me? A woman who does the dishes... with another woman!

Ray

Some funeral, huh?

Debra

Yeah.

Ray

Wanna do it?

Ray

You know I read somewhere where the happiest marriages are the ones where the man is smarter.

Debra

Oh, guess who wrote that...

Debra

You promised you'd get this done!

Ray

That's not the point. The point is that... I will rub your feet!

Debra

You gotta, you gotta get this done.

Ray

Don't worry, in fact the whole idea of rubbing feet makes me sick.

Debra

Just shut up and rub.

Debra

That's not rubbing, that's tickling!

Robert

Glad to see you're not busy.

Ray

What makes you think we're not busy, Rob?

Debra

There's more than one kind of intelligence Ray.

Frank

That's right. There's STREET SMARTS!