Ray Barone quotes from Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray

Hey, that's tongue. I thought you were a vegetarian.

Ray

[on the phone] Yea, I miss you too. Okay, yea, I'll see you tomorrow. And honey, I love you. Good, well, get used to it because I'm gonna say it all the time. Okay. Now give the phone to mommy.

Ray

Mmm, fudgey.

Ray

[to Angelina] I'm sorry that was rude of me. This is Debra, the little lady. I don't mean little in a size way, or that she doesn't matter. She's my lady. She's my great big lady.

Ray

These people shouldn't be at the same table together. They shouldn't be in the same state!

Ray

You want me to convince my parents to come here, and my sales pitch is, "mmm, mmm, fish!"

Ray

Debra, calm down. You're reacting to missing squash like the time we left Ally at the mall!

Ray

My mom is such a great cook. Thanksgiving, that's kinda what makes my mom...worth it.

Ray

(sees Debra packing up cooking stuff) So what now, you're running away to cooking school?

Ray

Okay, the meatballs are not exactly like my mother's, but I am saying to you: We have a house...we have a car...our student loans are paid off. You should be able to sleep!

Ray

Are you sleeping with Andy? 'Cause you can do better...

Ray

Are you ok?

Debra

I'm fine.

Ray

Uh oh, fine is bad. What is it? What's the matter?

Debra

Nothing.

Ray

Nothing...nothing is worse!

Debra

I love you

Ray

...And I you

Ray

Debra! DEBRA!

Ally

STELLA!

Ray

Oh, now I don't love you?

Debra

You don't say it.

Ray

I do.

Debra

No, you don't.

Ray

I do!

Debra

When do you say it?

Ray

WITH MY EYES!

Ray

Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?

Frank

What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?