You know I read somewhere where the happiest marriages are the ones where the man is smarter.
Oh, guess who wrote that...
“Standard Deviation” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Ray Barone (3), Debra Barone (3), Frank Barone (1), Robert Barone (1)
[Ray puts away tax papers and sits next to Debra]
You promised you'd get this done!
That's not the point. The point is that... I will rub your feet!
You gotta, you gotta get this done.
[Ray pulls off Debra's socks and starts rubbing her bare feet]
Don't worry, in fact the whole idea of rubbing feet makes me sick.
Just shut up and rub.
[Ray continues to massage her feet, but starts tickling them as well]
That's not rubbing, that's tickling!
[Robert walks in]
Glad to see you're not busy.
[Ray is still caressing Debra's bare feet]
What makes you think we're not busy, Rob?
There's more than one kind of intelligence Ray.
That's right. There's STREET SMARTS!
[Debra smashes a bowl of ice cream into Ray's lap]
Mmm, fudgey.
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