Are you ok?
I'm fine.
Uh oh, fine is bad. What is it? What's the matter?
Nothing.
Nothing...nothing is worse!
“I Love You” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Ray Barone (8), Debra Barone (4), Frank Barone (3), Marie Barone (2), Robert Barone (1), Ally Barone (1), Bernie (1)
I love you
...And I you
[Debra walks off]
Debra! DEBRA!
STELLA!
[to Marie and Robert] This love stuff....we never mention it again.
Oh, now I don't love you?
You don't say it.
I do.
No, you don't.
I do!
When do you say it?
WITH MY EYES!
Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?
What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?
When we first got married, I said "I love you" all the time.
When? When did you say it?
I said it all the time!
Were you in my office, mom?
Yeah I was trying to get a pen to do the crossword puzzles. You know, your desk drawer is locked.
DRDebra and Ray
Yeah, we lock it now. It keeps the kids out.
Oh, that's a good idea! I broke a knife in it.
You know that shampoo that says "no more tears" on the bottle? There's tears.
WWaitress
Extra sauce!
She's the saucy one.
WWaitress
And the assorted fried cheeses plate.
He's the fat one!
Hey, that's tongue. I thought you were a vegetarian.
[on the phone] Yea, I miss you too. Okay, yea, I'll see you tomorrow. And honey, I love you. Good, well, get used to it because I'm gonna say it all the time. Okay. Now give the phone to mommy.
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