Bernie quotes from Everybody Loves Raymond

Played by Tom McGowan · 3 quotes

Played by Tom McGowan

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Everybody Loves Raymond: in 3 of its 126 quotes
Most scenes with: Ray Barone (3)

Scenes with Bernie 3

WWaitress

Extra sauce!

Bernie

She's the saucy one.

WWaitress

And the assorted fried cheeses plate.

He's the fat one!

Bernie

[Angelina walks away] Ahh, did you smell her?

No, I read the sign Bernie, "Thank You for not smelling the help."

Bernie

Oh, man look at her. If I wasn't married, do you know what I'd do?

You'd wear the same underwear every day.