Frank Barone quotes from Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank

[to Marie and Robert] This love stuff....we never mention it again.

Frank

Can Hitler have a juice-box?

Frank

I've got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger, except the one where he gets pregnant.

Frank

It's the celery that makes "tuna salad" tuna salad. What you gave me was tuna slop!

Frank

I can be sweet....it takes people time to discover that.

Frank

I could have eatin a box of alphabits and crapped a better interview!

Frank

I don't care what you say. Just get him out of the house. It's depressing.

Frank

Is this a petition? Where do I sign?

Frank

You're my favorite writer!

Frank

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, my wife thinks I'm in the bathroom.

Frank

You know, I once lost a friend over $50. And I'll tell ya. Sometimes when I'm driving, I still think about that $50.

Ray

Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?

Frank

What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?

Marie

When we first got married, I said "I love you" all the time.

Frank

When? When did you say it?

Marie

I said it all the time!

Frank

Ray, I've got some news. I don't know the best way to break this... Your great-uncle Gus, dead!

Ray

Oh, no I liked him.

Robert

Yeah me too... Hey nuts!(referring to a bowl of nuts on the table)

Frank

He wants you to deliver his eulogy

Ray

Why? I hardly knew the guy.

Frank

It was his dying wish.

Robert

Even dead people love Raymond.