My teacher says they had fish at the first Thanksgiving.
Yeah, well, people were stupid then, sweetie!
“Turkey or Fish” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Ray Barone (6), Debra Barone (5), Ally Barone (2), Frank Barone (1), Marie Barone (1)
Look, Ray, we want to start our own tradition, and Ally wants it to be like the first Thanksgiving.
Well, why don't we have some smallpox then, too?
You want me to convince my parents to come here, and my sales pitch is, "mmm, mmm, fish!"
I got the last of the baking powder. I had to fight two old ladies to get it.
What did you do?
Nothing I'm proud of.
Debra, calm down. You're reacting to missing squash like the time we left Ally at the mall!
I can't compete with your mother's turkey Ray, the woman has giblets in her blood!
My mom is such a great cook. Thanksgiving, that's kinda what makes my mom...worth it.
[Looking at the TV] What the hell is this crap?
WWarren
That's soccer. Frank, only in America is football the game that you're familiar with. In many countries, when people refer to football, they actually mean soccer!
In many countries people eat cats.
MUncle Mel
My god! That fish smell is like a....a punch in the face.
Where do you want me to put this turkey?
I'll tell you where you can put it...
DSDebra's Mother
You want some yams?
MUncle Mel
No, I hate yams.
[dressed up as a yam] You hate yams?
Aw, honey, he doesn't hate ALL yams.
MUncle Mel
Yes, I do, I hate them, they're very binding!
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