A character in Everybody Loves Raymond
Played by Patricia Heaton
Everybody Loves Raymond · 126 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Everybody Loves Raymond: in 57 of its 126 quotes
Most scenes with: Ray Barone (36), Robert Barone (13), Marie Barone (11)
[Marie thinks Ray might have an affair with Angelina, the attractive waitress]
DebraMarie, I'm not worried. I trust Ray.
Oh, I'm not worried about Raymond either, dear. I'm worried about that pizza parlor putana!
DebraRay, Robert is still here.
Hey, Robert! What are you doing here?
I had a suspicion I needed to confirm.
DebraRobert, what's wrong?
I don't think Michael loves me anymore.
DebraWhat are you talking about?
He's not like Geoffrey, he seems standoffish.
You do know Michael is a baby, right?
Just a feeling. Cop's instinct. He wants nothing to do with me.
[Ray and Debra are going over their bills.]
DebraAccording to this, we can afford a car phone.
No. No car phone.
DebraWhy? Why do you fight technology?
I'm against technology?
DebraYeah.
Who introduced you to Wonderbra?
All three kids asleep. You thought I couldn't get Ally to take a nap.
DebraGood job, honey.
Yeah. By the way, tomorrow we have to buy a pony.
DebraWould you look at this great big stain here? The carpet guy swore up and down that he could get it out.
I don't want to hear about stains. The kids are asleep, the house is quiet. Now it's quality time. Just me and you.
[Ray starts reading the newspaper.]
DebraYou better be looking at jewelry ads.
DebraWhere's Frank?
By now he's probably taping the toilet seat so he never has to flush.
You hear that?
DebraNo, I don't hear anything.
That’s the sound of all our clothes being refolded.
DebraYou lost $2300 to your father?!?!
Relax, alright? We're gonna get the money back.
DebraHow?
When he dies.
This is for you.
DebraAhh. But I thought Frank said...
No, he doesn't know anything about that. This is my money.
DebraYou have money?
Oh... My father, oh, such a wise man. On my wedding day, he took me aside, gave me $200, and said, "Here". This is if you come to your senses and leave Frank.
DebraWow. My dad only gave me fifty.
DebraLook, Ray, we want to start our own tradition, and Ally wants it to be like the first Thanksgiving.
Well, why don't we have some smallpox then, too?
I got the last of the baking powder. I had to fight two old ladies to get it.
DebraWhat did you do?
Nothing I'm proud of.
Where do you want me to put this turkey?
DebraI'll tell you where you can put it...
You want some yams?
No, I hate yams.
[dressed up as a yam] You hate yams?
DebraAw, honey, he doesn't hate ALL yams.
Yes, I do, I hate them, they're very binding!
Good morning, Mommy.
DebraHi, honey. Where's Daddy?
In the shower singing. He's terrible!
DebraYou know I gave up some stuff when we had kids.
I know...did it have to be sex?
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