Ryan quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

Narrator

My Uncle Ryan was Drew's favorite uncle because he was a dreamer, and his dream was to open a successful business. He had some bad ideas.

Fried bread crust.

Drew

Fried bread crust?

Some people like the inside of the bread. This is for people that like the outside.

Narrator

This is for people who like bypass surgery.

Julius

[eating a bread crust] How much you need?

Narrator

And a couple of good ideas.

They got 31 flavors of ice cream, I got 31 flavors of chocolate milk. Swiss chocolate, cinnamon chocolate, raspberry chocolate, maple chocolate, peanut butter chocolate. You gotta get in on this.

Julius

Well, what flavor is this?

This is milk chocolate.

Drew

Milk chocolate chocolate milk?

Narrator

Official drink of diabetes.

You know what would be a good idea? A show about cops arrestin' people.

Narrator

But what would you call it?

Gimme my 50 back.

Narrator

That's what 50's girlfriend said to Vivica Fox.