James quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

James

It was the beast of times. It was the roast of times.

Rochelle

I mean, my God, boy, did you eat a bowl of lead paint for breakfast? Go on and sit down and let one of these other illiterates take a crack at it.

James

I'm not pettin' no farm animals.

Narrator

He was also allergic to goats.

James

When is she gonna stop screamin' and start strippin'?

Drew

[slapping James] That's my mother!

James

I know!