Coach Brantley quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

I could give you a letter, but you get "L" for loser.

The Tessio Tigers do not have a wrestler to compete in this weight class, and therefore, the Tattaglia Sleeping Fish win by default!

Look at you with your win by forfeit, huh? You're just one step away from getting that varsity letter.

Narrator

I'm glad my neck still works.

Narrator

While Drew was takin' his first step towards the charts, I was makin' my first step toward the mat.

Since this is your first day on the mat, I'm gonna walk you through some moves. You watch wrestling on TV?

Chris

All the time. Hulk Hogan, André the Giant, the Iron Sheik. I love all those guys.

It's too bad, 'cause all that crap is fake.