Yao quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

Either I pass my math class or it's your ass.

I'm failing math. I've got work to do. I don't have time for this.

Chris

Wait, you're not good at math?

What? Just because I'm Asian, I have to be good at math? You're black, can you moonwalk?

Chris

I didn't mean it like that. And no, I can't moonwalk.

So, I can't use chopsticks.

Chris

I don't like watermelon.

I can't make a swan out of paper.

Chris

I don't have sickle cell anemia.

I don't run a dry cleaners.

Narrator

I bet you like rice!

Narrator

I had brought two fighters of different ethnicities together for a fixed fight. I felt just like Don King.

Caruso

Hey, Fried Rice. What took you so long?

Why don't you ask your mother?

I have a quiz tomorrow on chapter seven. Either I pass it, or it's your ass.

Narrator

It's not my ass's fault you suck at math.