Jack Carter quotes from Eureka

The bugs lay eggs, hatch larvae and then seek out new hosts.

Henry

Us.

Well, how did the ancient Egyptians deal with the problem?

Zane

They killed the infected and burned their city to the ground.

Carter

Let's call that Plan B.

Allison

We don't have a Quantum Phasing Department, Carter.

Carter

Well he didn't buy his walk-through-walls machine at Walk-Through Walmart. Someone in this building's working on something like that.

Carter

Keep at it, let me know what you find out. I have to go catch a nine-fingered superhero.

Henry

[nodding] Sure.

Lexi

I don't know if I'm ready for this. Seriously, I don't know if I'm ready to be a mom.

Carter

You'll be fine!

Lexi

It gets easier?

Carter

[shakes his head] Noooo... No, not in the least. It a... But you adapt. And you were right! Look, she can take care of herself.

Jo

So... Now we have two suns.

Zane

Just like Tatooine

Carter

Tattoo-what?

Carter

Lucas, you wanna score points with the voters or with your girlfriend's old man?

Lucas

No contest, sir. [He picks up Zoe and walks out the door]

Zane

Having fun yet?

Carter

Oh, yeah. 'Cause driving headlong into a fiery death is everyone's idea of a good time.

Jo

[coming in] Sometimes I think it's his. Carter, could we have a minute?

Carter

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. [leaves]

Zane

Jo, you're supposed to be miles away at an evac camp by now. [Jo kisses him] Wow. I should risk my life more often.

Jo

I prefer you didn't.

Zane

C'mon, Josefina, don't go all serious on me now.

Jo

It's too late.

Zane

Dude, it's like two zillion degrees out there! [smiling] Okay, I'm game!

Carter

Do anything normal for fun?

Zane

Yeah, I play a wicked game of Yahtzee

Zane

[preparing to launch the rocket] Carter? Yeah, whatever happens... It's been fun.

Carter

No, it hasn't. Push the button!

Carter

[referencing Jo and Zane stuck together with Instantanium] How do we get them out?

You get a saw.

Carter

Great! So you can just cut through it?

No. You, uh, cut through their legs.

Carter

Ah! [then it hits him] Yes.

Jo

[answering Zane's phone] Dr. Bonehead's lab.

Carter

[on phone] Let me guess, you two are still stuck together.

Jo

Just until I can reach my gun.

So where are your uniforms?

Carter

Er it's an unofficial visit.

So is true that you guys got fired?

Jo

He got fired, I, uh, I quit.

Bummer.

Allison

[translating for Sheriff Andy] I just came to town why would someone want to murder me?

Carter

I would, I mean, if I wanted my job back.

Allison

Me too.

Jo

I wouldn't mind seeing you dead. No offense.

Jo

There's tiny bit of trouble with the traffic light on main street.

Carter

[on the Phone] Well, what's wrong?

Jo

Now it's kinda in main street.

Allison

For the next 48 hours, they will try to push you to your limit. Physically, psychologically and emotionally.

Fargo

Uh, but don't worry. We haven't had a death or psychotic break in, like, forever.

Carter

That's reassuring.