So, Natalie, you get a lot of ear infections, do you?
N Natalie
Can you just give me the Amoxicillin? I have a playdate.
[Dr. Ross begins to examine her ears]
N Natalie
You don't need to look! Just give me the antibiotic! Augmentin will be just fine if you're worried about resistance!
You know a lot of things about a lot of things, don't you, Natalie?
So do you want to tell Nurse Hathaway about Coulomb's law?
Ah, that's the fundamental law of electrostatics, which states that the force between two charged particles is directly proportional to the product of their charges.
And inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. Isn't that right, Natalie?
[Natalie glares at Dr. Ross]
Carol, what does that mean?
You can smell snow coming. It has a smell.
Look, what are we going to do about Mark?
Put him on a plane or have him killed.
I don't think I can take this much longer, you know? Maybe you should talk to him.
I talked to him once, he said he was okay. Ask him again, it gets a little weird.
Ohh, you'd be violating the guy code.
Yeah, of noncommunication.
AB Al Boulet
Living with AIDS... that's nothing, but... knowing I gave it to you... there's no pill for that. I just have to face it. Every day. Hating me might feel good, but it won't change anything.
It doesn't feel good, Al. Nothing about this feels good.
I think your jaw is broken. The antibiotics will keep bacteria from getting into your bloodstream at the fracture site. But, looking at your chart here, I guess you know the drill, huh? Humerus fracture, 1993. Nasal fracture, 1993. Multiple visits for sutures, 1994, and your first broken jaw was in December 1995. I guess hubby thought he'd go out with a bang this year too, huh?
BL Beth Lang
It was an accident.
Yeah. Your face got in the way of his fist.
[to Jeanie] I swallowed a bunch of pills a few years ago. When I got back to work, people either smothered me with kindness or treated me like I was invisible. If we aren't friends, maybe we should be.
We're talking policy here, people. "Employee X" could be any one of us.
Excuse me. Just would everyone stop calling me "Employee X"? I am HIV-positive.
[Trauma patient won't let go of a cooked goose] You gotta give me the goose now so we can attach an EKG to your chest.
UD Miss Understood, Drag Queen
You want me to give you my Christmas dinner? Uh uh, Miss Thing!
UD Miss Understood, Drag Queen
Well, where you gonna put it?
With the rest of your personal belongings.
UD Miss Understood, Drag Queen
Well, you better, 'cause I don't want to wake up and find you *pickin' your teeth*!
[after Jeanie puts a star on top of the ER's Christmas tree] It looks good. Where'd you get it?
My ex-husband brought it by. It came off our first Christmas tree.
That's an heirloom. You should put it on your family tree.
[with a smile] I just did.
I felt like punching out the bastard.
That would have been unwise.
I came by to see if you'd reconsider writing me a recommendation. I mean, you've always complimented my surgical skills and with a recommendation, I could get another Pediatric rotation.
K Dr. Keaton
And if I don't?
What do you mean if you don't?
K Dr. Keaton
Will you report my relationship with Dr. Carter?
You think I'm threatening you?
Dr. Keaton, if your recommendation isn't based on my abilities as a doctor, I don't want it.
Shelly, if you do have meningitis and we don't treat you, you could die.
SD Shelly Dunleavy
Die, cry, let me fry.
Do you know where you are?
SD Shelly Dunleavy
In the hospital, talking to Dr. Greene with a head like a bean.
Do you know what day it is?
SD Shelly Dunleavy
Thursday, January 16th. Bing! Correct! Alex Trebek. Next: "Stupid Questions" for 200.
PI Psych Intern
Shelly, can you spell "world" backwards?
SD Shelly Dunleavy
U-O-Y-W-E-R-C-S
[Dr. Greene and the intern look confused]
[When the doctors are saving a man who was hit by the L-train and his beeper goes off]
It's coming from the patient.
[looking at the beeper] Lydia, what number did you page Gant to?
That's the number on this pager.
[Takes the pager from Malik. Realizes] Oh, my God.
[Beat. Carter takes a closer look at the patient's face.] Dennis? [Benton and Carter look at each other, horrified.] Oh, sweet Jesus.
How's your head? Any confusion?
Yeah. What year is it? December '95, according to this hot magazine you gave me. Did you know that Michael and Lisa Marie are splitting up?
[to Benton] All he [Gant] ever got from you was harping and criticism. Now he's dead and you're going to have to face it.
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