Carol and Miss Understood, Drag Queen in “Homeless For the Holidays”

Carol

[Trauma patient won't let go of a cooked goose] You gotta give me the goose now so we can attach an EKG to your chest.

You want me to give you my Christmas dinner? Uh uh, Miss Thing!

Carol

Give me the damn bird.

Well, where you gonna put it?

Carol

With the rest of your personal belongings.

Well, you better, 'cause I don't want to wake up and find you *pickin' your teeth*!