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E.R. · Season 3, Episode 11

“Night Shift” quotes from E.R.

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“Night Shift” · Season 3, Episode 11

In this episode: John Carter (2), Peter Benton (2), Lydia (2), Mark Greene (1), Maggie Wyczenski (1), Malik (1), Gant (1)

I came by to see if you'd reconsider writing me a recommendation. I mean, you've always complimented my surgical skills and with a recommendation, I could get another Pediatric rotation.

KDr. Keaton

And if I don't?

What do you mean if you don't?

KDr. Keaton

Will you report my relationship with Dr. Carter?

You think I'm threatening you?

KDr. Keaton

Are you?

Dr. Keaton, if your recommendation isn't based on my abilities as a doctor, I don't want it.

Shelly, if you do have meningitis and we don't treat you, you could die.

SDShelly Dunleavy

Die, cry, let me fry.

Do you know where you are?

SDShelly Dunleavy

In the hospital, talking to Dr. Greene with a head like a bean.

Do you know what day it is?

SDShelly Dunleavy

Thursday, January 16th. Bing! Correct! Alex Trebek. Next: "Stupid Questions" for 200.

PIPsych Intern

Shelly, can you spell "world" backwards?

SDShelly Dunleavy

U-O-Y-W-E-R-C-S

[Dr. Greene and the intern look confused]

"Screw you." Backwards.

[When the doctors are saving a man who was hit by the L-train and his beeper goes off]

Whose beeper is that?

It's coming from the patient.

[looking at the beeper] Lydia, what number did you page Gant to?

This room, 3376.

That's the number on this pager.

[Takes the pager from Malik. Realizes] Oh, my God.

What?

The patient! It's Gant!

[Beat. Carter takes a closer look at the patient's face.] Dennis? [Benton and Carter look at each other, horrified.] Oh, sweet Jesus.

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